so i'm getting a little annoyed with all the white space i've sporadically scattered throught my domain. i realize that is probably big no no number one when it comes to homepage creating and maintaining. ah well. this is merely for my entertainment ... and yours, a little, so the time has now come to fill in this spot with what is called

these are things that have been either brought to my attention by fellow george's curiouso ... or by the countless nights of staring into the fake @ss stars on the ceiling :) :

orientitalate is not a word ... but if you say it, it'll make you laugh. making up words is fun and funny at the same time.

answering hypothetical questions is bullshit ... like the best buy warranty ... because everyone can be sure at the hypothetical answering moment ... but when reality slaps you with the harsh stick, you are more likely to scramble more than an egg breakfast. i speak from experience ... no lie. and let me tell you, it sucks like a mother. but that's the type of shiet that helps you grow. and for the people who caught some of my growing pains on accident, my bad.

i don't want to be a sorry person. thanks for the heads up. i will merely apologize in the future :).

more sound effects in the new year was a great resolution: HONK, BONG!, and the cracking noise i make are awesome.

if i can do a 1990, then i'm set for life ... again :P.

hollister pants run big because putee peeps have beyonce action going on.

i don't know what it is, but i truly can watch infomercials for life. i have a surprisingly vast knowledge of every contraption made in life that will tighten, strengthen and shape those abs you so desire. i know every line to the set it and forget it ronco-mercial. he may be getting sued - poor guy. the juiceman scares the fo sheezy outta me. nice. vanessa williams and jessica simpson use pro-active. susan lucci is more convincing in youthful essence. dam propoganda. MUDDDAAAHHH! i'd be broke like no joke if it wasn't for my sisters ... and for that dumb @ss feeling that comes over me when i tell someone i have purchased oxyclean and six second abs on a whim ... and fyi - my clothes are not oxy-clean-riffic ... and don't even get me started on anything six second ... HA!

house or car ... *sigh*

is it harder to choose to be happy or to maintain the happiness?

i love it when my environment consumes me.

ballys is the shiz.

my sisters and cousins are fly.

congrats to ging and greg - the wedding last october was wonderful :)

congrats to sher and don - may 20th, 2005 is going to be the shiz! :)

congrats to jen and anthony - one weekend later, my cup runneth over :)